Transylvania Totem
It’s the Transylvania Totem because of the lowest man on the totem pole, the one with fangs. No, I don’t believe in vampires.
Ladies of the Club Totem
Ladies like belonging to clubs. The more exclusive the better.
Men with Teeth Totem
These masks have teeth, but I promise they won’t bite.
Sitka Totem
Sitka is a small island in Alaska. It used to be part of Russia. We bought it from them. Take that.
Skagway Totem
Skagway was the Pacific entry point to the gold rush. Now you can just buy stock in a gold mining firm.
Ketchikan Totem
The guide told me that it rains in Ketchikan 330 days of the year. Great, if you’re a tadpole.
